As prom day begins today across Western New York, Chautauqua County grads submitted numerous entries on funny things that they could do this year for prom..some more funnier than others. So sorry to those that did not make the cut, but here are the top 16 prom tips ever:
1. Because most girls take off their shoes to dance, it is a good idea to come barefoot.
2. Guys, girls may say that they want you to wear a tux, but we all know that girls like surprises. So, come to prom wearing an old t-shirt and a pair of jogging pants.
3. When the prom king and queen are announced, pour a cooler of Gatorade on them. It makes sense because they will probably be the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader anyway.
4. Have a Lightsaber Fight.
5. Steal someone else’s date….literally. Pick her up and carry her away when he is not looking.
6. Bribe the DJ to play the barney song.
7. Randomly stand up any yell that prom is short for promenade. (That really is true. Wikipedia told me!) Girls will be so impressed with your knowledge of prom, they will dump their dates to hang out with you.
8. Stand on a table and shout, “You know, prom is great, but not as great as visiting CQVibe.com!”
9. While dinner is being served, start a food fight!
10. Two Words: Stink Bomb (It’s a classic!)
11. Propose a toast, “to all the idiots who paid $30 and rented tux/dress so they could hang out in a smelly gym that has streamer randomly thrown about”.
12. Propose another toast “to all the underclassmen who gave up their dignity to serve the idiots mentioned in the last toast”.
13. Bring Waffles. (with syrup and butter of course)
14. Break Dance to every slow song that is played.
15. Come dressed as a viking.
16. If yours is in a gym, start a game of Dodge-ball.
* Ask your parents about some oldies but goodies too from their prom. Nothing like bringing back an old prank or two to make graduating Highschool a true lifelong memory.
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